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December 18, 2018
 

I asked her to prove to me, that she was real. She nibbled on my earlobe (felt real to me)
It seems she has
             went away too.

Crazy shit though, my kitten, named kisses. Just nibbled on my ear. I guess it's true; every man needs to get a little pussy sometimes.
                     Rushum

CHRISTMAS FLOWERS
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December 17, 2018
 

Garage Door!

The race-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face.

"What's the matter! Didn't I satisfy you?" he asked.

"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my breasts and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights.' Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'what a smooth finish.'"

"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.

"Nothing, but then you felt between my legs and yelled, 'who left the garage door open?'"

CHRISTMAS FLOWERS
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December 9, 2018
Mount Laurel, United States

Hi Everyone,

I have just two things to say.

1). Stop snoring.
2). Eat radishes for a healthy ear drum.
3). Stop at a gas station, now, please we’re scared and hungry!

The end.

Peace,

Stan

Sausage eggs and quesadillas make a baby happy for food!

I LOVE YOU
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December 6, 2018
 

It doesn't matter how much loud your alarm sounds
The thing that matters is how many times you snooze your alarm

Visu...

BE BRAVE
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December 4, 2018
 

If you want to get rid of
Someone
Tell them
You love
I promise you
It makes the run fast.

Po_heart_rea

BE BRAVE
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November 28, 2018
 

You know you're out of shape when you get out of breath putting your seatbelt on.

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THE BEST IS YET TO COME
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November 28, 2018
 

My mind got blown out when I realized
Cupid and Stupid rhymed perfectly.
-SA

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THE BEST IS YET TO COME
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November 26, 2018
 

Talk to me ....... Why wait.......

ZEESHAN MOMIN
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November 24, 2018
Goodrich, United States

My analogy to the phrase: "The glass half empty."
"I can only taste the missing ingredient."

Inspired by: My Sisters Home Made Stuffing.🤣
Happy Thanksgiving a few days too late😋😋
-Little Mirrors🤗
p.s. My Sisters stuffing was awesome!!😄

HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2018
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November 25, 2018
 

I long for sleepless nights, at last

To seek out pieces of my mind.

I long for frozen winter bites

The snakes that coil up too tight,

To long for matter nonetheless should ever end in pain,

Perhaps it has always been the poison in my veins.

NO LOVE
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November 22, 2018
 

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THAT'S SO RAVEN
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Jen
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November 20, 2018
New Delhi, India

People who write “not for hookups” on Tinder actually believe in Santa Claus.

ORIGINAL
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November 15, 2018
 

Sometimes you meet people who change your life for better
Those people are called bartenders

  Ig

STAN LEE
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October 11, 2018
 

He wanted nothing more than her love. To just hold her and love her...
Unfortunately for him, he simply can't hold too tight. Blown up can result in deflation if things get too rough. She doesn't come with a warranty!

" Well Shit "  he grumbled frustratingly

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WHITE CLOCK
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October 10, 2018
 

I'm sorry if I get a little annoying when I send you a bunch of things. I just send you things that I think might make you laugh. You laughing makes being annoying a little worth it.

WHITE CLOCK
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October 8, 2018
 

Storytime
He wanted nothing more than her love. To just hold her and love her.
Unfortunately for him he was an electric eel and she wasn't. For her their embraces were shocking.⚡⚡⚡💏

THE EDISON BULB
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October 3, 2018
 

"The end was near. Everyone knew. But it wasn't easily discussed. As he was laying in bed, everyone silently stood around...."

Wondering why the doctor was sleeping in his clinic bed even though it was already time for him to get back to duty after his power nap and who was going to wake the angry doctor up!

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BROWN SUIT
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October 1, 2018
 

               Picasso's ashes....
     
Words are what they are,
What you make of them,
Perception maybe a done hazard
Or a goblet of cayn purple flame,
Burning self,
Scarring inside ,
Breathing thin from the viscous air,
Reality hits hard for the harsh is yet to come
The life of Fables feels a bit too surreal,
It's dreamy,
The way it pours down on the bounds about to be loosen,
And when it flows to the ropes,
Ashes fell into oceans
These waters always complained  of her blues,
My ashes too dark she holds in her creaks her burrows,
Ones whose counts reminds her ,
Of the times she has suffered vain,
Or the sounds of shovel been raised,
To make another dent to bury the sins.....

             ...

HELLO AUTUMN
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October 1, 2018
 

Free Sex with Fill-up

A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a local "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, if he guessed correctly, he would get his Free sex.

The buyer then guessed 8, the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up, again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

The redneck guessed this time, again the proprietor s...

HELLO AUTUMN
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September 25, 2018
 

photochallenge

He was ready for action. He had spied that house for days. Now is perfect time. He put the mask on.

The Pervy Panties Collector is N O W in action.

THE RACCOON STAMP
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