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January 5, 2018
 

So one of my fave sayings;

   Cry me a river, find some wood, build a bridge & get the fuck over it!

Had to evolve to include the internet trolls which exist in our online society today!

    
    Cry me a river, find some wood, build a bridge & go troll under it!

Is what I came up with! Haha self amusement at it's finest!😂😂😂

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DEAL WITH IT
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December 25, 2017
 

Life is soup

The problem is

I'm a fork...

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December 21, 2017
 

Daddy

What do you do when some one gifts your dad the same cologne he uses? He, who you want to be next to at night, who you wish to caress, who you wish to sing your lullabies to. He, who is just beyond your reach, teasing you relentlessly. What do you do when you have him in a bottle by your bed side?

I for one, projected all the affections that were once meant for him onto it.

"Smell him!" said a familiar voice in my head; it was my id. My ego relented. I unscrewed the bottle and breathed him in. I took another breath, and this time my lungs refused to let it out. My breath hitched, my skin flushed, I felt him in me.

I imagine how much I would love to smell it off neck him instead. I w...

VISIONS
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December 19, 2017
 

Sleepless nights is the time when I have deep thoughts, when those thoughts take written form...

So I was thinking it's not I who am creative , it's  my insomnia ..
OUCH😛

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December 11, 2017
 

Sorry...
I bought a desert and went to sweep it 😂😂😂

A sweet way to say that I do not have time for your lies ✌️
It's a classic 😂😂😂

TIS THE SEASON
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December 11, 2017
Bengaluru, India

#MondayBlues

"Is it the weekend yet?" asked Pooh.
"Nah. It's only monday." said Piglet.

"Oh fish!" said Pooh.

-PcS

HUMAN RIGHTS DAY
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November 27, 2017
New Delhi, India

Shhh..
The teacher said !

The children were still whispering. This time she didn't stop them as she remembered her own time of laughing aloud sitting at the last bench .
She smiled and continued writing on the board. :)

TYPEWRITER
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November 2, 2017
 

I've never been
With a surfer
Before...
Can I be your
Cheerleader?~E.M. Fraser😜❤️

TIME TO RELAX
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October 28, 2017
 

Friday took me longer than usual..

First change over..
"A fatality on the line"

On the London Marylebone line..
Over crowded, people pushed together..
That one person who lifts your journey 😂
Very tall, very dark, very successful, on his way to Paris no less..
Liked to talk..
Laughed at our "first class" seating next to the toilet door! 😂😂
Everyone else quite too serious..At their trauma of standing throughout their journey.
We found a wicked sense of humour in common..
Public transport isn't always terrible 😂😂.
New lease
Released xx

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October 28, 2017
 

Good morning, World!

    The rest of the neighborhood sleeps in as I wake up early. On a Saturday morning no less! How funny is that? Okay, I exaggerate perhaps a bit--there were one or two souls on the sidewalks this morning, appearing to be straggling in after a (possible) long night of partying hard. Or other things. Who am I to judge? I am not. Really. Honestly, what I am actually doing is wondering. And concocting scenarios in my mind. Every solitary image has a little backstory.

    I am imagining the young girl sneaking in after having been out all night with friends. They actually drove all the way up to Reno and back--simply for a few hours of wandering around dinky casinos and drunken a...

OH NO!
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October 27, 2017
Manchester, United Kingdom

Why would you do it?
How could you do it?
It didn't need to be done.
Did you only do it for the attention?

I hope you're glad.
You're making the wrong people mad.
Next time you do that I am disowning you.
Next time you go to the toilet please clean your poo.

💪💪😁😁😁😁.

MAKE A DIFFERENCE DAY
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October 26, 2017
 

Let them stare
I don't care
I want them
To see us
See our love flourish
Passion turned fire
Bursting at the seams
Dripping of desire
Wanting all of You
Wanting all of Me
Two lovers in Love
Perfect as can be
What drew you in
What has my attention
Stronger everyday
Endless Love and affection.~E.M. Fraser

LOVE FINDS YOU
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October 20, 2017
 

Dear ladies,

My mother always told me
Be careful with your breasts
Try never to abuse them
And go for yearly tests
I listened to all her advice
Made sure to wear my bra
I kept them out of sight and reach
From many a groping paw
One day whilst at my check up
My Gyni did prescribe
A visit for a mammogram
So they could check inside
I had to hang my boob
Into a peripheral device
Then it started moving
And trapped me in a vice
My boob hung like a pancake
Flat and very thin
Then she says “that’s it my love”
Now pop the other in
“Breath in” she said all concerned
“You’re really doing great”
Then squashed my other knocker
With a massive silver plate
Well I left the women’s clinic
Feeling rather tr...

EVALUATE YOUR LIFE DAY
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October 18, 2017
 

I asked myself today
Would you date you

My response was

Fuck no
That bitch is crazy

Hahahahahaha

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DICTIONARY DAY
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October 17, 2017
 

I have nothing to write at the moment

I was just missing the girl on the paper

I feel like we have a "thing"

😆😆😆😆😆😆

DICTIONARY DAY
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October 14, 2017
San Pablo, United States

Today the sky
Is bluier

(and made-up
Words are
-do-ier)

And my mood
Is groovier

...and I ran
Out of "ooey-ers"

So I'll end
This mad ditty
Here

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LET ME SEDUCE YOU
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October 10, 2017
 

Please only contact me to tell me

He's been hit by a bus..
Or a train, maybe a car?
All gets the job done 😂

Maybe castrated in some terrible accident 😂 That would leave him brain dead for sure ...

Its possible right? So fingers crossed..
We'll hear some good news soon..

HAPPY DREAMS
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